i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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