you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
