I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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