its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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