Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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