Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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