i just made my gag reflex go away.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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