lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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