I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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