Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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