HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
