She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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