I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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