I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
