just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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