protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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