i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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