So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
