Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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