Duck Duck Cougar?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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