she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
