operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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