dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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