Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We are all done wearing pants today
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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