can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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