: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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