I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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