we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
