Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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