i just google imaged poop.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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