i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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