Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Randomize
