i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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