I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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