drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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