I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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