What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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