OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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