as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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