That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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