Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
