don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
