I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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