i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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