i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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