she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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