there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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