i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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