It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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