# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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