He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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