Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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