im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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