i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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