Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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